FOOM
THEMES

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

milkum:

when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

nerdjpg:

i can’t believe angelina jolie killed taylor swift

hunohuno:

Bitch I light up the sky call me charmeleon.

hunohuno:

Bitch I light up the sky call me charmeleon.

resurgance:

I got my red dress on tonightDancing in the dark in the pale moonlightDone my hair up real big beauty queen style

resurgance:

I got my red dress on tonight
Dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big beauty queen style

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
unclefather:

This is wrong

unclefather:

This is wrong

bizzlenaisperfect:

K

merryiero:

imagine imagine dragons imagining dragons

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg